Episode 4: How Thor Met Frodo or Neil Plays Pokémon

JIMMY MIC JIMMER said...
FRODO'S HOUSE he knows everything. He could give them guitar hero guitars to kill the bad guys

Ben Amundson said...
They could go to Burger King and get some crowns. Or ask the king to pass a legislation.

Syonik said...
i'm sorry, but those are pretty useless comments. thor should inquire about where he may find raiments suitable for a nordic warrior. he should also aquire some sort of flying animal sidekick named valkyrie.

Keldy said...
I agree with Jimmy McJimmster -
Frodo knows all, so they should seek his counsel. Frodo should inform them about something evil that wants to destroy them and everyone, but send them on some journey quest.
But that's just me.

kelsey said...
thanks for putting me in it!!!

Liom "Ders" Fjordson said...
Thor, the no longer Thorvald, sees, valuable informations, attached to a wild goshawk in the sky. Thor jumps and bites through leather strap coated with curry. Thor gets burned, Ash has ran out of healing potion. Thor receives valuable informations for defeating wild goshawk.
WILD GOSHAHK: AWW MAN!
Thor feints on the way to poke center.

Syonik said...
wow...random

Anonymous said...
I believe that I speak for Robert Van Wye when I take this opportunity to remind everyone that the only valid commands are commands to characters that are currently controlled by the spectators. Characters not yet introduced are not able to be controlled. Also, outcomes are decided by the author.

Robert van Wye said...
Thanks, Anonymous. What a funny name!

As we continue...

"So," Neil asks Kelsey as he slyly slides beside her, "do you know where we could get some information and weaponry to aid us in our quest?"
"Well I do know this guy who's into this kind of thing."
"Oh really?" as Neil slides even closer.
"Yep."
"Take us to him," Thor interjects.
"We say please in this century," says Keldon.
"Take us to please."
"No no, it comes before take or after him."
"Take us to him it."
"Never mind."
As they leave the building, Thor sees a funny rectangular object lying on the shelf.
"What is this?"
"Oh that," says Neil, "That's my Gameboy Color."
They grab it and leave.
First they decide to get some provisions. They head on over to Burger King and grab a few Whoppers. Thor insists on getting a crown.
Next they head on over to Kelsey's friend's house. They are greeted at the door by a mysterious figure in black leggings, a black turtle neck shirt, and a long black overcoat.
"I've been expecting you," says the figure without opening his mouth, "Please come in."
"See, that's how you use please!"
"I do not understand."
"Forget it."
As they enter, they see curious pictures cluttering the wall. There are many depictions of an orange mushroom happily jumping about. The other pictures have no correlation to each other.
"Woohoo!" shouts Neil, "I caught a Rattatta!"
"That's the easiest thing in the world," says Keldon, "anyone can catch a Rattatta."
"I named it Thor."
Suddenly a tiny myna flies in the room.
"This is for you," says the mysterious figure.
"For who?" asks Thor.
"You"
Another one flies in.
"Two?"
"No."
"Now then," begins the man, "my name is Frodo. I am a quest master. I have a plethora of quests and quest related knowledge. How may I help you?"
"Well..."
"That was merely a formality. I know what you seek. I know all. First, you need to go see Will of Billings to find proper raiment for a nordic questsman. You can find him in my basement. Don't forget to untie him. Next you will need to follow the myna to the cave of all secrets."
"Cave of all secrets," the myna shouts.
"Yes, the cave of all secrets."
"Cave of all secrets."
"THEY GET THE POINT ABOUT THE CAVE OF ALL SECRETS!"
"Cave of all secrets. Stupid bird."
"Stupid bird."
"Aggh," says Neil, "Thor feinted on the way to the poké center!"
In the basement they find a little man tied to a pole. Around him lie various ores, leathers, woods, and tools of the smithing trade.
"UNTIE ME PLEASE!!!"
Well on their way to finally beginning the quest, the find themselves in a pretty open situation. What should they do? As always, leave suggestions in the form of comments (which can be found just above the beginning of the episode. Remember, no outcomes, only actions). You give an action, I give an outcome.