Episode 5: The Emergence of Neil-ism

Corbin Bleu said...
They untie him as he reveals who did this dastardly deed to him.

Syonik said...
thor smashes the pole with one mighty swing of his hammer to the top of the pole, then declares victory over the pole before throwing the little man onto the anvil and forcing information out of him.

Anonymous said...
btw, i think that people outside the story/scene should give general directions and anyone who is actually a character should have primary control over their character. Just thought that might be cool.

(People with characters in the story now have greater control over their character)

As we continue...
Thor grasps his mighty hammer, swings it up out of his inside pocket in a huge strong arc and brings it down hard on top of the pole. The pole cracks in half and the man jumps free.
"Woohoo!" Thor yells, "I am victorious. You flimsy poles are no match for a mighty warrior!"
"What do you have against Polish people?" asks the man who was formerly tied up.
"What?" Thor yells as he hurls the man onto the anvil and pushes his hammer handle against his throat.
"Never mind. My name is Will and I am a maker of fine weaponry."
"Who tied you up?"
"A man in black who goes by the name of...Frodo!"
"Oh. Is that all?"
"Yep. How may I aid you? Are you perhaps in need of some questing itemry?"
"Umm...yes. What do you have on hand?"
"Well right now I have a sale on traditional Norse swords, shields, and armor."
Thor thought about it for a while.
"How much money do you have?" he asks Keldon.
"Due to my experiments in alchemy I can, through a large amount of hard work, create gold! So don't worry about it."
Thor removes Will from the anvil and gives him a moment to catch his breath.
"Umm...we'll take a full suit of armor, three swords, and a shield and a half."
"Why do you want a half shield?" asks Neil.
"I SAID A HALF SHIELD!"
"Okay, okay, I just wanted to know."
"That'll cost 12,872 dollars. They'll be ready on Tuesday." Will interjects.
Suddenly a bearded man with a sledgehammer jumped through the doorway.
"Death to all Neils!" he shouts.
As Neil falls to the ground, being beaten over and over, Thor kicks the man in the sweet spot and he crumples into a fetal position. They tie him up and leave him outside the house as they are exiting.

So we come to the end of the episode. They have some downtime to catch Thor up on modern culture. Where should they go? What should they name the myna? Does Neil try to find out the origin of this Neil-ism? As always, leave suggestions in the form of comments (which can be found just above the beginning of the episode. Remember, no outcomes, only actions). You give an action, I give an outcome. Updates will usually be on Saturdays.