theRealOne said...
I think that Thor should have gas problems that lead to the escape...
Also, I think that the Crabby Patty Secret Formula needs to become an integral part of the plot
As we continue...
Thor and Neil survey the surrounding hordes and realize that they are, quite frankly, screwed. Suddenly Thor feel a rumbly in his tumbly. As the pressure builds to a peak, he bends over and screams as his giant flatulence erupts out of his rear end. The sheer stinkiness of the gas causes the ambushing robbers (and Neil) to pass out. Thor surveys the wreckage for a good 30 seconds and then proceeds to pick up Neil and walk away.
After a few minutes of walking, Thor realizes that he should probably search through the robbers' pockets to see what information he can gather about them. Inside the pockets are:
1 half chewed Twix
3 pencils
1 empty chapstick tube
1 empty coin purse
32 pennies
17 nickels
23 dimes
2 quarters
1 recipe for Krabby Patties
7 photos of Tony Leair
Thor places the items in his pack and examines the recipe. Stamped across the top were the words, "SECRET RECIPE! IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO MR. EUGENE KRABS, C/O KRUSTY KRAB, BIKINI BOTTOM."
"Forsooth!" Thor exclaims, "We must return this recipe immediately. Now if only I knew where Bikini Bottom was."
"Well, you could just ask me you know."
"Who's there?" Thor inquires.
"It's me...Rainbow Valkyrie," says Rainbow Valkyrie.
"Who?"
"THE FREAKIN' BIRD YOU KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT!" the poor bird exclaims.
"Oh. Which way to Bikini Bottom?"
"You didn't say please."
"Please?"
"You know...please...you say it to be polite."
"Sorry, I haven't quite grasped that concept yet."
"Whatever. Follow me."
Thor follows Rainbow Valkyrie through the forest for five minutes before remembering that he's left Neil unconscious in the middle of the forest.
"Oh well," he says to himself, "I'll come back for him later. He can take care of himself."
He was wrong. But more on that later.
Thor and Rainbow Valkyrie arrive in bikini bottom (with much thanks to the help of a friendly local diver and his friendly diving myna for loaning them their SCUBA gear) and locate the Krusty Krab. As they enter Thor feels his stomach growl yet again. Luckily for those in the restaurant, it is merely hunger.
"Oh, man!" Thor declares, "Good thing I'm in a restaurant. I'm starving."
He walks up to the counter and orders a Krabby Patty.
"I'm sorry sir," an obnoxious squid manning the register says, "We lost the recipe."
"Oh, man!" Thor again declares, "I really wanted one."
"Would you like something else?"
"Wait!" Thor exclaims, "I have the recipe right here!"
"YOU HAVE WHAT?!?" yells a stocky little red crab from the back room. "GIVE IT HERE GIVE IT HERE GIVE IT HERE!"
"Here you go," Thor amiably complies.
"Don't you ever scare me like that again!" Mr. Krabs says to the piece of paper.
"Can I get that Krabby Patty now?" Thor asks.
"Yes," Mr. Krabs says, "But since we cooled the grills down while we looked for the recipe you'll have to pay double to justify warming them up again. Also, it's gonna take a while."
"Blast!"
After sating himself with a delicious Krabby Patty, Thor asks the friendly fry cook, who happens to be a sponge, if he knows anything about the Cave of All Secrets. At this point Rainbow Valkyrie chimes in with a repetition of the words, "Cave of All Secrets," as he usually does. The sponge gives them concise directions to a small cave a few miles from Köln, Germany.
Thor thanks him profusely, grabs a Krabby Patty for the road, and the duo swim for the surface.
Meanwhile...
As Neil awakens in the middle of the forest, groggy headed and smelling like stale flatulence, he looks about him and realizes that his not-so-trusty companion has left him alone. The recently awakened robbers have found and surrounded him and are now wielding menacing-looking sticks. They take him to their forest hide-out where the robber king, Robert King, throws him in their makeshift prison until Thor can come repay what he stole from the robbers.
INVENTORY HAS BEEN UPDATED. SEE SIDE LINK.
So we come to the end of the episode. Thor and Rainbow Valkyrie must find a way to get to Köln and Neil must find a way to escape from the evil clutches of the robber king Robert King. As always, leave suggestions in the form of comments Remember, no outcomes, only actions. You give an action, I give an outcome. Updates will be posted when the author decides that the number of comments posted is sufficient.
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6 comments:
first, thorvald should put the chapstick tube in the coin purse, eat the pencils, write with the half chewed twix on the photos of Tony Leair, and rub coins all over his lips.
meanwhile, neil should thoroughly entertain the robbers with witty remarks, so as to keep them from prematurely killing him.
Thor should employ the help of Lt John Casey to bust Neil out of jail
keldon should almost start a building on fire
he should also employ the help of jayne cobb and marcus hamilton
also, that's LTC john casey. HUGE difference. john casey was never a company-grade officer on the show. he started the show as a major and was promoted to lt. colonel.
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